Nick, What are you doing?

Below is the best scoop I've ever seen, please try to read the following with out throwing up or laughing.

From West By God Virginia:
Sources close to University President Mike Garrison have informed WBGV that Nick Saban's agent has contacted WVU regarding our vacant head-coaching position.These sources tell us that Saban is extremely unhappy in Tuscaloosa and has failed to recapture the situation he had in Baton Rouge with LSU. The purpose of the agent's call was to express initial interest in the position and to have WVU athletics put together a compensation package enough to lure Saban from Alabama.WBGV adds that the staff at WVSports.com, the WVU Rivals site, has confirmed the WBGV scoop.

Brian from mgoblog and AOL has it here also.