Saturday, May 3, 2008

That is one old Nut and That Jacket doesn't fit like it used to: Buckeye John and Jacket Man Turn 40!


Yes, that's right both Buckeye John and Jacket Man turned 40 in the last week. As you know, both have been contributors to BHB. Here is their wish list for their 40th year on earth:


Buckeye John wants:


  • An in-state rival for his Buckeyes - his first choice is The Cincinnati Bearcats.


  • Every Boren from the state of Ohio to play for the "Vest" (they must have a sister right?)


  • That Terrelle Pryor is more like Michael Vick then Xavier Lee.


  • That if OSU has another one less season that it doesn't come in the last game of Bowl Season.


  • Maybe another 1/2 inch on his new Titleist Irons, but were still not sure yet.

Jacket Man wants:



  • Tech's new triple option offense to confuse ACC defenses.

  • Similar to Michigan - To have his good players stay on the team and not transfer to other schools.

  • For Calvin Johnson to go to the pro bowl next year. (I'm pretty sure an autograph photo of Calvin would work as well).

  • For Chain Gailey Kansas City Chief's Offensive to average 6 points a game next year.

  • A custom-made fly rod.


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Big House Bob -

Nice post. Thanks for the "props." You nailed my birthday "wish list"....except for one (I think you know which one I mean). I would probably change the TP reference to read "That Terrelle Pryor is more like Troy Smith than Ryan Perrilloux" too.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the well wishes. Pretty much nailed the Wish List! Hopefully Coach Johnson can yield yet another team to lead the Nation in Rushing; that should position us nicely in the ACC.

Anonymous said...

Something to ponder Jacket Man - would Reggie Ball been the next Pat White in Paul Johnson's offense? He was 5 years too early!