- Clink's (too soon on the nickname?) hire was made official.
- MSU DT DeAri Todd is transferring to Montana
- 5 star OT Josh Conerly Jr. cut his list to 12 schools including: Arizona State, Alabama, Auburn, California, Michigan, Oklahoma, Oregon, Stanford, Texas, UCLA, USC, and Washington.
- 4 Star TE Oscar Delp will take an official visit to Ann Arbor in June.
- Northwestern's new AD 9 days on the job, resigns. Polisky was one of four defendants named in a federal sexual harassment lawsuit filed by a member of the cheerleading team. The individual alleges he improperly addressed anti-Black racism and mishandled sexual misconduct complaints.
- RIP to former Wolverine and Vikings coach Jerry Burns, he was 94.
- JT Barrett is trying out for the Cowboys, what?
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He "CUT" his list to 12 teams. How many fricken teams did he start with. Damn ridiculous... Don't any of these kids have any integrity?
I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a flop of dental floss
Raisin' it up, waxen it down
In a little white box that I can sell uptown
By myself, I wouldn't fave no boss
But I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss
Raisin' my lonely dental floss
Raisin' my lonely dental floss
Well, I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff to somebody else
How about you there?
But then, on the other hand I would
Keep the wax and melt it down
Pluck some floss and swish it aroun'
And I'll have me a crop
An' it'd be on top, that's why I'm movin' to Montana
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon, yes I am
I'm movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune, look out
I'm pluckin' the ol' dennil floss
That's growin' on the prairie, pluckin' the floss
I plucked all day an' all nite an' all afternoon
I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss
His name is Mighty Little, he's a good hoss
Even though he's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or blanket on anyway
Any way
I'm pluckin' the ol' dennil floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I'm gonna find me a horse (aha)
Just about this big (yes, sir)
And ride that sucker all along the border line
With a pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand
But by myself I wouldn't have no boss
'Cause I'd be raisin' that lonely dental floss
Raisin' my lonely dental floss
Raisin' my lonely dental floss
Well, I might ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin' in the moon-lighty night
And then I would get a cuppa coffee
And give my foot a push
Just me 'n the pygmy pony
Over by the dennil floss bush
And then I might just sorta
Jump back on an' ride like a dipshit
Into the dawn to Montana
Movin' to Montana soon
Movin' to Montana soon
Movin' to Montana soon
Movin' to Montana soon
I like your poem...wish I could say same thing about Harbough's coaching....
What is going on stock? Any ticker symbol I should look at?
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