Michigan Thursday: Dantonio in Two in Half Men?

New BFF's

I think Mark Dantonio and Charlie Sheen would get along very well.  Both like to speak before they think, they both like "Winning" and both don't understand when they are riding a good wave and should shut up and enjoy it. 

The first example was when Mark was un-professional a number of weeks ago at a high school coaching clinic and now says this to ESPN: 

Michigan has garnered a lot of positive attention this offseason thanks to its Sugar Bowl victory and success in attracting highly-ranked recruits to Ann Arbor.

Up the road in East Lansing, however, Michigan State shrugs off talk about the Wolverines regaining their superpower status under Brady Hoke. The Spartans are confident of their own standing and future prospects.

"We're laying in the weeds," Michigan State head coach Mark Dantonio says with a half smile. "We've beat Michigan the last four years. So where's the threat?"

Here is how I would like to follow up that answer:

Your team played in the Big 10 Title game, how could you be laying in the weeds?

You realize Michigan has dominated the series against MSU with a record of  67–32–5?

Were you ever contacted regarding replacing your mentor at Ohio State?

I noticed this week that you took a preferred walk-on long snapper from Michigan and put him on scholarship.  Where is the Big 10 coaches gentleman's agreement to not sign guys already committed to walk on to other programs?  Is this a sign of how recruiting is going up here in East Lansing? 

Do you think your answer above, could be construed that you are concerned about the team in Ann Arbor and think about them non-stop?  Maybe due to their strong recruiting the last two classes?  (Rivals ranking of 2012 class: Michigan #7 vs. MSU #40)

BTW:  Charlie Sheen is starting a new TV show called "Anger Management".  A match made in heaven!