Michigan Thursday: NIL Rights Are Active!

A long time ago, when this argument started.  I listed a bunch of natural corporate sponsorships for Michigan Football Players.  Simple examples are Denard selling shoelaces or Devin Gardner selling Miracle Grow.  

Since this is now a possibility for current Wolverines, the following are my recommendations for the current roster:

Erik All Detergent 

Raheem Anderson "Paint"

Reece "Straw" atteBerry's

Karsen "Barnes and Nobel" Hart

Ronnie "Visit the Liberty" Bell 

Tristan "Stop slicing the ball out of" Bounds 

Greg "Catch your girlfriend" Crippen

Blake Corum Watches 

Tavierre Dunlap Tires

Donovan Edwards Air Force Base 

Sammy "lose weight by" Faustin

Chuck "Chick-Fil-a" Filiaga 

Leon Franklin Mint 

Vincent "40 shades of" Gray 

Gemon and German Green Lantern 

Daxton "Visit Hillsdale Michigan"

Cornelius, George, Quinten Johnson and Johnson

Nolan Knight's Steak House 

JJ "The Jet Plane" McCarthy 

Braiden "UFC Connor" McGregor 

Jake "if you feel" Moody Call 1-800-

RJ "Have a headache take" Moten

Brad "Baskins and" Robbins

Josh "Shop at" Ross 

Nolan "Mix Drinks" Rumler 

Luke Schoonmaker Sailboats

Carter "Bud Light" Selzer

Andrew "Rent the 2019 Comedy" Stueber

Sam "Dry Cleaning No" Staruch 

Matt Torey Pines 

DJ Turner and Hooch

William Wagner Power Painter 

Edward "Make Love Not" Warinner

Cornell Wheeler Dealer (in transfer portal which is why the nickname fits)

Roman "Empire" Wilson 

Do you have better one?  Put them in the chat!  I know there is another clear example for Roman, but a college kid doesn't want to be tied to that scenario!  :)