Phelps runs into Barwis for the second time

During this weekend's Michigan - Wisconsin game Michael Phelps will be honored during the game.

This exchange happened some time this week...........................

Phelps is walking past the weight room.

Phelps: Coach Barwis! Coach Barwis!

Barwis: Yea McGuffie, what is it? Shouldn't you be below a weight bar somewhere?

Phelps: Coach it's me Michael Phelps, I'm back from China after winning 8 times.

Barwis: Jesus! McGuffie, we have one win so far this season and it was just South Bend. Have you been smoking with Mario Manningham?

Phelps: Coach, come on. You must have heard about me by now? I was on freaking Saturday Night Live after the ND game. I was even on the cover of SI! Look at this! I could even sign it for you if you want.

Barwis: You did play well against ND but Saturday Night Fever was out before you were born. That John Travolta sure has gotten chubby. He should be here working with us for the next release of Grease! By the way, I don't care how many gymnastics medals you won in Texas, you are a football player now!

The Real McGuffie walks by both Phelps and Barwis

McGuffie: Hi coach, Hi Michael great job in China!

McGuffie shakes Phelps hand and keeps on walking.....

Barwis: What the hell is going on? McGuffie are you some sort of Chris Angel magic guy? You were in two places at once. We could use that during the game you know!

Phelps: Coach are you ok? Did your wolf bite you or something?

Barwis: Actually it did when we were wrestling. I have an Internet ad out for a pet Wolverine, I guess they are pretty hard to find.

Phelps: Well coach, it's good somethings never change. Be well and keep getting those Wolverines in top condition.

Lloyd Carr grabs Phelps so he can go meet with Bill Martin to discuss sailboats and other nautical hobbies.

Barwis: Will do! Thanks McGuffie!

Barwis sits back on his weight bench to reflect on what just happened.........

Barwis: I really like magic, I bet with magic I could have gotten Boren to stop eating and start lifting. I wonder if I can turn my wolf into a wolverine? (barwis shouts across the room) HEY McGuffie SHOW ME THAT MAGIC TRICK AGAIN.........